Ramadhan 1437H!

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Assalamualaikum wbt and hi!

Okay today I'm going to tell a story bout what had happened this early Ramadhan 1437H. Its kind of ridiculous to say this but if its something good at the end, why not?

Well! I started to work at a kedai wak kuih near to my house last Sunday. I got RM20 per day. Hello, okay dari duk dumoh tido gollek doing nothing, aku puk kang *tibe emo*

The tokeys, Kak Tirah and Abang Iwan are really nice! My colleagues are Kak Farah (21) and Iza (18). They are nice too yehet. And they called me Irah -.- Sometimes I didn't respond when they called Irah 😂

Okay Ramadhan started on Monday. And I was destined to get some holidays from Allah SWT - I started to fast after the holidays. On Thursday, I was assigned to dip the biscuits into the chocolate - Almond London in progress. Guess what? Beberapa keping biskut tu pecohhhhh bile nok letok dalam nest die tuuh!!!! And it was not only 1. There were 5! So to get rid of the evidences. Dengan bijaknya, I ate some of them! MBAHAHHHAHAA Srsly tangan tu memang dok napok lasung pergerakannye betapa lajunye suapan.

Then tibe-tibe ade sorang pok cik ni mari kat kedai to pick up the reserved beke nyor. I still remember the name on the paper was "Pok Su". After paying bla bla beliau pun blah. But 1 thing that I realised pok cik tu senyum khipuk manjang time he talked to me. But yeah I was like biasa lah bulan puasa senyum itu sedekah dan sedekah yang paling baik adalah pada bulan Ramadhan! (husnudzon level 99).

I continued my job, celuping the biscuits. Tibe-tibe Iza tegur.
"Irah, coklat ke kat mulut oe?"

MBAHAHAHAHAHA Patutlaaahhh pok cik tu senyum mewek je sepanjang cakap nge aku. Deymmnn mbahahaha malu wei mana nok letok muka. Actually he was not really a pok cik, die macam approaching 40 (pakar meneka umur) so agak malu lews sebab yeah namja en (wah namja kauu) Then I try to cover lah dengan mengatakan,

"Oh mangat ngat ambe celup coklat sapa mullut no hahahaa"

Mbahahaha even kabo gitu pun gonyoh mulut mangat takutnye hor ade cekelat. Donno lah Iza tu caye ke idok mabahahaaha balaaa cover macam budok darjoh 5. Hahahaa tu memang sangat awkward. Srsly dok panda lasung cover mbahahha.


Hm teringat dulu saya ada blajo PQS where one of the things that mempersendakan agama is makan di depan orang yang berpuasa. So we shouldn't do that. Mempersendakan agama is not a simple thing. Yaa maybe you can say they didn't see you eat, you're hiding but still, jadilah seorang yang menghormati orang yang berpuasa okay? Saya menegur diri saya yang amat fana dan sentiasa lagho ini serta mengingati ikhwah akhawat sekalian kay? So the moral of the story is, janganlah makan. Nati mengakulah that you were wrong, dok hati-hati dok pandai mane lagi en. Ade rezeki tokey suruh makan. Okay I'll share a few pics bout my 'career' mbahahahhhaa


These are the biscuits that I'd dipped hewhew

Bakarrrr

Sarang semut in making

Popia simpul, the easiest kuih wihi

Almond London 

I don't know the name. They're made of crust of bread coated
with dark choc and nestum. So sape dok makan kerok roti,
simpan wak kuih.

Kuih Gary (Siput)

This is beke nyor. Bahasa KLnye maybe Bingka Kelapa kut

Beke nyor sedang dibakar, gambo gegor sebab main phone tengoh keje en
rasa macam derhaka gicceew 
K chiowwwwwwww
Gambar raya next post hihiii.
Muahx jigedz.
Assalamualaikum wbt

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